• Teacher: You know you can't sleep in my class.
  • Me: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

mythicgeek:

whippedcloudsofcream:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

What’s really sad here, is that the only unrealistic thing about this, is that the Stormtrooper hit his mark.

^ that is literally the first thought I had about this.

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

bebinn:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

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jemmasimmns:

nah man but let’s just focus on what really matters here

  • girls